There are two possible reasons why I haven't been carding very much lately. The first is that I'm not leaving my apartment enough, which is definitely plausible; as we all know, the streets are full of crazy people who need cards. The other reason is also quite simple: bananas.
Let me clarify that: bananas thrown by apes at variously deduced angles and velocities.
Gorillas! And they're even less visually refined than in Rampage!
Did you even know that was possible?!
Did you even know that was possible?!
That's right, the DOS game you loved as a kid* has been resurrected in Flash, and guess what? Yeah, it's still awesome. You can't play against a computer, and of course the intro is entirely irrelevant, but gravity is still customizable (default is 9.8 m/s, cause the game is way nerdy like that.) So, choose your angle, adjust the velocity, and let the fruits of destruction fly.
Gorillas cautioned per Sec. B-4 for destroying hours of my life into red and white-pixelated explosions. *If you were born between, oh, let's say 1975 and 1989.
Gorillas cautioned per Sec. B-4 for destroying hours of my life into red and white-pixelated explosions. *If you were born between, oh, let's say 1975 and 1989.
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