Monday, January 12, 2009

Dear America: I would like to apologize for producing Joe Wurzelbacher. I will try harder in the future. All best, Ohio


Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher famously accused Barak Obama of thrusting him into the national spotlight after he asked the now-President Elect a question, didn't like the answer, enlisted with John McCain, then later claimed the now-President Reject made him feel "dirty." Joe's questionable knowledge about politics and lack of basic math skills endeared him to Sarah Palin fans everywhere. As much as it hurts to admit, I'd argue he's now America's most well-known Ohioan. And while the election might be over, Joe's not.

The spotlight-shy, blue collar champion has turned his back on himself yet again. He's a media guy now, covering Israel's war in Gaza with the complete disregard for competence he's brought to every other public facet of his life (you really have to wonder if the guy can actually snake a drain). His commentary on the conflict makes Elizabeth Hasselbeck look like a Pulitzer Prize-winning investagative journalist.



Joe the Reporter cautioned per Sec. B, Art. 4 and 7 for hypocrisy of the highest order.

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