Friday, November 21, 2008

Morning Yellow | 11.21

After nothing more than a quick stroll through the morning news, these folks have been shown yellow:

- 'A volunteer staff member' for the Obama campaign who is selling on eBay a 'rare Sen. Obama authored speech' in a binder with the President Elect's fingerprints. Cautioned per Sec. B, Ar. I-1 for unsporting and exceedingly questionable behavior.

- These hopefully anonymous Minnesota voters. Look at your ballots, people! Were you trying to wreck havoc on our democratic process?!? Cautioned per Sec. B, Ar. I-7 for negligence.


Vote early... vote lizard people?

- Also in politics: the State of Missouri. The bellwether officially rang hollow this year, picking Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) for the Oval Office after an extended vote-count. The Show-Me State had picked correctly in every election since 1956. Cautioned per Sec. B, Ar. I-1 for hindering progress towards the successful resolution of an event.

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