Why do I card thee, Sarah Palin? Let me count the ways:One - You are standing what appears to be no more than 15 feet away from a turkey, which is upside down in a stainless steel cone, about to be slaughtered.
Two - I hope the guy in the background is getting paid by the turkey and not by the hour, because he's taking an awful lot of time to gawk at the camera...
Three - OH MY GOD HE JUST GOT BORED!!! AND KILLED THE TURKEY!!!
Four - Is she still answering the first question? My God, does this woman know how to use punctuation?
Five - OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO KILL ANOTHER TURKEY!!!
I can't watch this anymore...
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