Thursday, January 29, 2009

I will not call Scientologists ... I will not call Scientologists ... I will not call Scientologists ...


Barbara Walters. William Shatner. James Earl Jones. Fran Dresher. And among such luminaries in the Pantheon of Unforgettable Voices, surely you would find Nancy Cartwright's Bart Simpson. The question now is: how much longer will you find her on-air?

Turns out, Cartwright, an accomplished Scientology Patron Laureate and Operating Thetan VII, lent her very specific skill set to L. Ron's sect, inviting fellow believers in a prerecorded phone call to the Scientology Flag World Tour... in the vocal styling of the young lad Simpson. That reportedly left Simpsons producers as angry as thetans with a surplus of engrams. Which is to say not pleased.


It's not yet clear who talked who into what

Cartwright has been dismissive of the incident, but no word yet on the contractual consequences of her actions, or how this "MEST" experience will affect
any future rebirths.

Nancy Cartwright cautioned per Sec. 1, and 5-7 for making prank phone calls even they guys at Moe's wouldn't laugh at. Is there a Sy N. Tology in the bar?

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