Showing posts with label Minnesota voters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Minnesota voters. Show all posts

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Morning Yellow | 12.04 - Where Are They Now?


Sorry I'm late. My alarm went off, but I kept hitting yellow.

Thought we'd try something a little different this morning and catch up on a few news items that pertain to penalties of the weeks past:

- A few weeks ago, yellow was shown to Minnesota voters for their virtuoso effort in voter incompetence. This was highlighted by the image of a single ballot cast for both Al Franken and 'Lizard People'. The NY Times today referenced the 'Lizard People' write-in vote while chiding Minnesota officials for having lost more ballots during the recount than votes that now separate Al Franken and Norm Coleman from a seat in the U.S. Senate, in their opinion effectively invalidating the entire recount.

- Chinese Democracy, the 17-year follow-up from GN'R frontman Axl Rose, has seen a lot of thing en route to the shelves of Best Buys everywhere. MTV.com elaborates:
17 years in the studio, one truly odd MTV VMA appearance, a failed world tour, a riot in Philadelphia, a lot of defensive talk from Sebastian Bach, a leak facilitated by Mike Piazza and DJ Eddie Trunk, a much-ballyhooed exclusive deal with Best Buy, a lawsuit involving the Offspring, the apparently empty promise of free Dr Pepper for all, innumerable and mysterious delays, $13 million in reported production costs, a Greatest Hits album, a change in managers, five possible producers, five guitarists, two bassists, three drummers, the invention of the iPod, a guy with a KFC bucket on his head, zero promotion from the album's mastermind, and now, rumors of a potential reunion of the original lineup.
One thing the album may never see? #1 on the charts. As MTV also reports, after losing out in sales to Kanye West, Chinese Democracy appears to have also been outsold by another more unlikely contender: 16-year-old country-pop darling Taylor Hicks. Ouch.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Morning Yellow | 11.21

After nothing more than a quick stroll through the morning news, these folks have been shown yellow:

- 'A volunteer staff member' for the Obama campaign who is selling on eBay a 'rare Sen. Obama authored speech' in a binder with the President Elect's fingerprints. Cautioned per Sec. B, Ar. I-1 for unsporting and exceedingly questionable behavior.

- These hopefully anonymous Minnesota voters. Look at your ballots, people! Were you trying to wreck havoc on our democratic process?!? Cautioned per Sec. B, Ar. I-7 for negligence.


Vote early... vote lizard people?

- Also in politics: the State of Missouri. The bellwether officially rang hollow this year, picking Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) for the Oval Office after an extended vote-count. The Show-Me State had picked correctly in every election since 1956. Cautioned per Sec. B, Ar. I-1 for hindering progress towards the successful resolution of an event.